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The Strange Friend (Caliborn x Reader)

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undyingUmbrage [UU] began jeering chumHandle [CH]

UU: HEY.
UU:STOP PLAYING. HARD TO GET.
UU: I KNOW YOu SIT AND WAIT. uNTIL I DECIDE TO BLESS YOu. WITH MY RIGHTEOUS JEERING.
UU: GODDAMN IT.
UU: ANSWER ME YOu DuMB COW.
CH: Oh, hey Cal
CH: I still doubt that's your real name
CH: but only because that's the name of Dirk's puppet
CH: so its a tiny bit sketchy
UU: YEAH YEAH
UU: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR WHAT YOu HAVE TO SAY. AS A FEMALE YOu HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME.
UU: SO I EXPECT YOu TO ANSWER WHEN I JEER.
UU: AND ANYWAY. DIRK HUMAN'S PUPPET IS CALLED. LIL CAL. NOT JUST CAL.
UU: SO HA HA. FUCKING HEH.
CH: shut the fuck up its the same shit and you know it.
CH: you cant put reins on me, Cal. And you're too far away to do so anyway.
CH: I choose to answer when you jeer me. Only because I can benefit from being your friend ;3c
CH: so dont act all high and mighty
CH: we all know that you're nothing without me ;3c
UU: YEAH WHATEVER. IM GOING TO PRETEND THAT YOu WEREN'T JUST BEING AN INSOLENT BITCH. BECAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE PuNISHING YOu.
UU: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
CH: As always.
UU: I WANT YOu.
UU: TO uSE THAT DIRTY FuCKING VOCABuLARY OF YOuRS.
UU: ON ME.
CH: how about I wait until your sister gets online to send her some naughty drawings of me and Dirk holding hands ;3c
UU: YOu'RE SuCH A DIRTY FuCKING SLuT AND. YOu LOVE IT.


It was always this way. You'd wait patiently until Cal took the time to message you. When he finally did, you'd reply almost instantly, eager to talk to the strange boy. Sometimes, though, you liked to tease him by replying a little later than he expected. Like today.

He wanted to play a game. A game you two liked to play together a lot. It was actually more like sexting, to be completely honest. He found out  that you had a way with words, since you sent his annoying sister smutty fanfiction about you and your friends. And since then, he has been asking you to use your clever dialect on him.

You didn't mind, though. You enjoyed "playing" with him. His replies made you shiver and most of the time, you ended up, Er...pleasing yourself to his subconscious dirty talk. It riled you up, to be honest.

But today, you had more important things to worry about.

CH: Cal, we have more important things to worry about :/
CH: we might be able to meet soon. Aren't you excited about that?
UU: MY DEAR. I'VE HAD OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND. IM AFRAID.
UU: I STILL HAVE TO GET RID OF MY SISTER. BEFORE WE BEGIN THIS GAME.
CH: but you said youd figure it out :/
CH: did you just say that to get me off your back?
CH: because if you did...you're a jerk u.u
UU: HAVE I EVER TOLD YOu HOW MuCH I ADOREAJDJDKIF WHEN YOu USE YOuR uS IN A CLEVER WAY?
CH: CAL! Focus! Im really looking forward to meeting you...
UU:......
UU:.

undyingUmbrage [UU] ceased jeering chumHandle [CH]

You growled in frustration. Every time you tried to get any sort of heartfelt reaction from him, he stopped replying.

It really made you question if he truly had any intention of meeting you like he said.

You sighed and turned of your computer. If he messaged you later, he'd have to wait till tomorrow for a reply.
~~~~

While you were sulking in your room on Earth, "Cal" was busy trying to calm his racing heart.

He sat in his computer, blushing intensely as he began to perspire slightly. It was obvious that you wanted to meet him desperately. You considered him to be your best friend, after all. You talk more with him than your other four friends. And of course he wanted to meet you too! Its just that he never learned to handle himself when you got all mushy like that. His thoughts began to wonder when you acted that way.

Face red as you reached for his hand shyly...

Pulling him into a meaningful embrace...

You begging for his lips on yours...

Argh, it wall all too much for him!! He covered his mouth to stifle a soft moan at the obscene thoughts that crossed his dirty mind. He eyes shut tightly as he shook his head to clear his mind. He moved to stand up, deciding to go and take a short nap. No doubt his stupid sister would cheer you for more fanfics. The thought alone made his blood boil, so he decided that before he laid down on the sarswapagus, he would leave his dear sister a message.

undyingUmbrage [UU] began jeering uranianUmbra [uu]

UU: I HOPE. THAT YOU ARE WISE ENOUGH TO STAY AWAY FROM HER. OTHER WISE.
UU: ILL HAVE TO MAKE YOUR PATHETIC DEATH. EXTRA PAINFUL.

undyingUmbrage [UU] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [uu]

With that, Caliborn laid down and allowed his sister to take over. One last time.
~~~

When Caliborn came-to, he was delighted to discover that his plot against his sister worked perfectly. She was dead and gone, and now it was just him.

His session was about to begin, but he decided that he should jeer you before plunging into the medium. So without further ado, he got rid of his leg and replaced it with a robotic one, before walking over to his computer and messaging you.

undyingUmbrage [UU] began jeering chumHandle [CH]

UU: HEY. I DONT KNOW WHEN YOuLL BE SEEING THIS
UU: BUT I HOPE THAT. ITLL BE SOON.
UU:THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD FOR ME TO DO. BUT IT HAS TO BE SAID.
UU:I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOu. IN THE GAME I MEAN.
UU:OF COURSE FIRST ID HAVE TO FIGURE OUT. HOW TO EVEN MAKE OuR MEETING POSSIBLE.
UU: ANYWAY. THATS ALL I FEEL LIKE SAYING TO YOu.
UU:GOOD LuCK ENTERING THE GAME. YOu STuPID FuCKING CuNT.


undyingUmbrage [UU] ceased  jeering chumHandle [CH]
Just a thought about what it would be like if Caliborn had a strong friendship with a human like his sister does with the alpha kids.
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burningpheonix543's avatar
yay! Caliborn fanfics, i actually really liked him in the webcomic :)